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BBC draft in tactical experts for Riot of the Day – in 3D! (Not in Scotland)

by Walter Storey, emergency brave-man covering the looting in Tooting. The BBC has announced plans to continue its insufferably incoherent and routinely baffled approach to covering the London riots by drafting in a team of top pundits for a new flagship … Continue reading

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Destruction and devastation as Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead

by Devon Daly, our dog devotee. Dramatic devastation fuelled by drink, drugs and despair swept across England today as the nation struggled to deal with the news that Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead. Derrick – a Dalmatian originally from the Darlington area … Continue reading

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David Cameron ‘smells a rat’

by Walter Storey, our Chief Political Editor Whitehall has been awash this evening with reports Prime Minister David Cameron smelt a rat during a private meeting with cabinet colleagues. Sources close to number 10 – possibly at either numbers 9 … Continue reading

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