Category Archives: UK politics

Campaign to save ‘critically endangered’ red post boxes

High-profile conservationists including Sir David Attenborough and Bill Oddie are behind a new campaign to save the humble red postbox from extinction, with London 2012 in the firing line. Yesterday’s media launch in Manchester was designed to bring urgent attention … Continue reading

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Leveson Inquiry: Daily Mail faces censure over ‘incorrect collective noun’ in cunt jibe

by Walter Storey, just out of jail after appealing defamation charges. Following a record number of calls to the Press Complaints Commission (PCC) regarding the Daily Mail’s coverage of the Leveson Inquiry, the newspaper could be set to face a … Continue reading

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Tories tell victims: Riots have ‘many positives’

by Walter Storey, recently banned from Facebook for inappropriate behaviour. London Mayor Boris Johnson stunned victims of the recent riots by telling them to look at the positives which have arisen from five days of chaos across many parts of … Continue reading

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BBC draft in tactical experts for Riot of the Day – in 3D! (Not in Scotland)

by Walter Storey, emergency brave-man covering the looting in Tooting. The BBC has announced plans to continue its insufferably incoherent and routinely baffled approach to covering the London riots by drafting in a team of top pundits for a new flagship … Continue reading

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Destruction and devastation as Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead

by Devon Daly, our dog devotee. Dramatic devastation fuelled by drink, drugs and despair swept across England today as the nation struggled to deal with the news that Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead. Derrick – a Dalmatian originally from the Darlington area … Continue reading

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Tories give NHS to Murdoch while nobody is looking

by Walter Storey, the hack who doesn’t hack David Cameron has used this week’s global death chaos to push through a deal giving controversial media mogul Rupert Murdoch the entire NHS for free as part of the latest set of … Continue reading

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David Cameron ‘smells a rat’

by Walter Storey, our Chief Political Editor Whitehall has been awash this evening with reports Prime Minister David Cameron smelt a rat during a private meeting with cabinet colleagues. Sources close to number 10 – possibly at either numbers 9 … Continue reading

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