Category Archives: Celebrity Juice

Steve Jobs job’s up for grabs: What’s at the core of the Apple story?

by Tech Expert Walter Storey Silicon Valley has erupted into a plasm of excitement at the news that Steve Jobs job’s now up for grabs, as internet experts struggle to find an app to replace the now deceased Apple maverick. … Continue reading

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Destruction and devastation as Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead

by Devon Daly, our dog devotee. Dramatic devastation fuelled by drink, drugs and despair swept across England today¬†as the nation struggled to deal with the news that Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead. Derrick – a¬†Dalmatian originally from the Darlington area … Continue reading

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New season of 24 to go ahead ‘without bad guys’

The Fox Network has announced plans to complete a ninth series of hit show 24, despite the fact there are now no bad guys left in the world. Kiefer Sutherland will reprise the role of super-agent Jack Bauer in the … Continue reading

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Jordan’s breasts ‘to pursue solo projects’

by Walter Storey, our Celebrity Breast Chief Correspondent The world of celebrity tittle-tattle was aroused from its slumber this morning to the news that Jordan’s breasts – cruelly nicknamed by the gutter press as Droopy and Perky – are sensationally … Continue reading

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