Author Archives: The Rumour Mule

Campaign to save ‘critically endangered’ red post boxes

High-profile conservationists including Sir David Attenborough and Bill Oddie are behind a new campaign to save the humble red postbox from extinction, with London 2012 in the firing line. Yesterday’s media launch in Manchester was designed to bring urgent attention … Continue reading

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Andy Murray ‘could lose British citizenship’

Only two days after achieving British citizenship for the first time, Andy Murray could have it taken away, should he lose in tomorrow’s Wimbledon tennis final. After defeating Jo-Wilfred Tsonga in 4 tough sets on Friday, Scotland’s Andy Murray became … Continue reading

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Leveson Inquiry: Daily Mail faces censure over ‘incorrect collective noun’ in cunt jibe

by Walter Storey, just out of jail after appealing defamation charges. Following a record number of calls to the Press Complaints Commission (PCC) regarding the Daily Mail’s coverage of the Leveson Inquiry, the newspaper could be set to face a … Continue reading

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Steve Jobs job’s up for grabs: What’s at the core of the Apple story?

by Tech Expert Walter Storey Silicon Valley has erupted into a plasm of excitement at the news that Steve Jobs job’s now up for grabs, as internet experts struggle to find an app to replace the now deceased Apple maverick. … Continue reading

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Book of Mormon: The Musical!

The first ever musical based entirely on an utterly, totally, compellingly factual religious text is set to launch in London’s West End next month, thanks to the tireless work of Ben Elton and the Church of Jesus Christ of the … Continue reading

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Tories tell victims: Riots have ‘many positives’

by Walter Storey, recently banned from Facebook for inappropriate behaviour. London Mayor Boris Johnson stunned victims of the recent riots by telling them to look at the positives which have arisen from five days of chaos across many parts of … Continue reading

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BBC draft in tactical experts for Riot of the Day – in 3D! (Not in Scotland)

by Walter Storey, emergency brave-man covering the looting in Tooting. The BBC has announced plans to continue its insufferably incoherent and routinely baffled approach to covering the London riots by drafting in a team of top pundits for a new flagship … Continue reading

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