Monthly Archives: August 2011

Tories tell victims: Riots have ‘many positives’

by Walter Storey, recently banned from Facebook for inappropriate behaviour. London Mayor Boris Johnson stunned victims of the recent riots by telling them to look at the positives which have arisen from five days of chaos across many parts of … Continue reading

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BBC draft in tactical experts for Riot of the Day – in 3D! (Not in Scotland)

by Walter Storey, emergency brave-man covering the looting in Tooting. The BBC has announced plans to continue its insufferably incoherent and routinely baffled approach to covering the London riots by drafting in a team of top pundits for a new flagship … Continue reading

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Destruction and devastation as Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead

by Devon Daly, our dog devotee. Dramatic devastation fuelled by drink, drugs and despair swept across England today as the nation struggled to deal with the news that Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog’s dead. Derrick – a Dalmatian originally from the Darlington area … Continue reading

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US raises its overdraft limit amid claims about spending habits

by Student Debt Specialist Correspondent Walter Storey, who is just back from a very enjoyable ten-day break in the Bahamas.  Student country The United States has successfully applied to increase the overdraft on his student account, citing the cost of … Continue reading

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